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May. 16th, 2011

Fic: Cleanliness is Next to Godliness (Merlin/Arthur, NC-17)

Title: Cleanliness is Next to Godliness
Author: [personal profile] bewarethesmirk
Rating: So NC-17.
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Word Count: 500
Warnings: The three Fs: filthy, fucking and felching.
Notes: This is my first attempt to write almost anything in over a year and of course when I finally do, it's porn! Because porn is easy and so am I. Unbetaed, so please let me know about any errors.

Cleanliness is Next to Godliness )

May. 23rd, 2010

FIC: An Orgasmic Quest (Ginny/Luna, NC-17)

Title: An Orgasmic Quest
Author: [personal profile] bewarethesmirk
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ginny/Luna
Summary: Luna thought that orgasms were oddly complicated.
Word Count: ~1,565
Author's Notes: Written as a pinch-hit for [community profile] femmefest. Beta'd be the lovely [personal profile] woldy.

An Orgasmic Quest )

Apr. 17th, 2010

Fic: Spread (Pansy/Ginny, NC-17)

Title: Spread
Author: [personal profile] bewarethesmirk
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Pansy/Ginny (HP)
Warnings: Rimming and a bit of spanking and humiliation.
Words: 500
Summary: What Pansy wants, Pansy gets.
Notes: For [personal profile] tray_la_la, who requested this a long time ago. I thought you might be needing some porn right about now, babe. ;-) Is not beta'd, sorry! Feel free to point out errors, flist. ♥

Spread )

Apr. 9th, 2010

Experimental porn

I've not written much lately, and I decided (since I can't sleep) to write a snippet of Merlin/Arthur porn. It's unbeta'd and likely needs work given I'm out of practice. Maybe someone will enjoy. :D

Merlin, Merlin/Arthur, NC-17. ~300 words.

Nimble and Quick )

Feb. 24th, 2010

Ficlet: Not Enough (Morgana/Merlin, NC-17)

Merlin {merlin/morgana, nc-17, ~400 words, warning: porn, no specific spoilers}

Thanks to the delightful [personal profile] b_hallward for betaing.

Not Enough )

Jan. 17th, 2010

Fic: Slick n' Easy (Harry/Draco, NC-17)

Title: Slick n’ Easy
Author: [personal profile] bewarethesmirk
Pairings: Harry/Draco, Draco/Astoria, Astoria/other, and Ron/Hermione, with fleeting mentions of past Harry/Ginny
Summary: When Astoria Malfoy is investigated for opening an underground lubricant business targeted at Muggles (to painful effect), an irate Draco comes to Harry, though Harry doesn't quite know why. What Harry does know is that he’s noticing very odd things about Malfoy. (Who knew Malfoy had such long eyelashes?)
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Infidelity but not between canon pairing and not very explicit, dark and inappropriate humour, arsehole!Zacharias. Oh, and dirty sex. EWE.
Word Count: ~12,600
Author's Notes: Written for the 2009 round of [profile] hd_holidays for [personal profile] celandineb. My proverbial hat is off to the mods for their patience with me and making this a great round. Much love and many thanks to [personal profile] lavillanueva, who always supports my writing, challenges me and listens. ♥ Thanks to [personal profile] lavillanueva, [personal profile] melusinahp and [personal profile] marguerite_26 for the speedy betaing and hand-holding. Thanks also to [personal profile] misscake for betaing, as well, and at superhuman speed! Any remaining mistakes are, of course, my own.

Slick n’ Easy - Part 2/2 )

Fic: Slick n' Easy (Harry/Draco, NC-17)

The [profile] hd_holidays reveals were posted yesterday, and now I can thank [profile] silentauror for my fantastic fic, Portrait of a Headmaster. :D Thank you so much, hon! ♥ It was fantastic.

Congrats to [personal profile] tray_la_la who guessed my identity in the guessing poll, or had inside info. ;-) Either way, I'm happy to write you something. :D I already owe you Pansy/Ginny.

I wrote Slick n' Easy for [personal profile] celandineb, which was a very feel-good type fic. I had fun with the cracky premise.

I've not been following my flist that much lately because of crazy work hours. If anyone has recced this, please let me know so I can properly thank them!

Title: Slick n’ Easy
Author: [personal profile] bewarethesmirk
Pairings: Harry/Draco, Draco/Astoria, Astoria/other, and Ron/Hermione, with fleeting mentions of past Harry/Ginny
Summary: When Astoria Malfoy is investigated for opening an underground lubricant business targeted at Muggles (to painful effect), an irate Draco comes to Harry, though Harry doesn't quite know why. What Harry does know is that he’s noticing very odd things about Malfoy. (Who knew Malfoy had such long eyelashes?)
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Infidelity but not between canon pairing and not very explicit, dark and inappropriate humour, arsehole!Zacharias. Oh, and dirty sex. EWE.
Word Count: ~12,600
Author's Notes: Written for the 2009 round of [profile] hd_holidays for [personal profile] celandineb. My proverbial hat is off to the mods for their patience with me and making this a great round. Much love and many thanks to [personal profile] lavillanueva, who always supports my writing, challenges me and listens. ♥ Thanks to [personal profile] lavillanueva, [personal profile] melusinahp and [personal profile] marguerite_26 for the speedy betaing and hand-holding. Thanks also to [personal profile] misscake for betaing, as well, and at superhuman speed! Any remaining mistakes are, of course, my own.


Slick n’ Easy - Part 1/2 )

Sep. 13th, 2009

FIC: A Fragile Edge [Merlin, Morgana/Nimueh, NC-17]

A Fragile Edge by [info - personal] bewarethesmirk
{Merlin, Morgana/Nimueh, NC-17, ~2000 words, warnings: object penetration, mild bit of arseplay, mild D/s}
Notes: Thanks so much to [info - personal] neptuneskisses and [info - personal] woldy for betaing. Any remaining mistakes are, of course, my own. This is for the endlessly fabulous [info - personal] b_hallward. I hope the rest of you enjoy! I do believe this is the filthiest f/f I've ever written. *toasts*

A Fragile Edge )

Sep. 5th, 2009

Fic: Scorpius Malfoy, Schemer Extraordinaire [Draco/Scorpius, NC-17]

[info] hp_sas just unveiled the masterlist for the fest. :) I wrote Scorpius Malfoy, Slut Schemer Extraordinaire for [info - personal] snarkyscorp. And my delightful fic, The Little Boy Complex (Harry/Scorpius, NC-17), was written by [info] drippingcherry.

Reposting this now!

Title: Scorpius Malfoy, Slut Schemer Extraordinaire
Author: [info - personal] bewarethesmirk
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Draco/Scorpius
Age Disparity: (42/16)
Summary: “Close the door, Father. You wouldn’t want the house-elves to get the wrong idea, would you?”
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe – all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work
Warning(s): Incest, underage, coercion of a sort (some might see it as dub-con), cheap plot device, spanking, and a dirty in-your-face blow job.
Word Count: ~2,700
Author's Notes: Minimal plot, considerable filth. Written for [info - personal] snarkyscorp in this year's round of [info] hp_sas. Thanks so much to Lindsay ([info - personal] lavillanueva) for the support and the beta, and to [info - personal] joanwilder for also betaing.

Scorpius Malfoy, Schemer Extraordinaire )

Apr. 28th, 2009

Fic: Fool Me Twice [Merlin, Merlin/Arthur, Lancelot, NC-17]

Fool Me Twice by [info]bewarethesmirk
(Merlin, Merlin/Arthur with voyeur!Lancelot; NC-17; 1029 words)
Dedicated to [info]b_hallward. Happy birthday, hon! This is lacking literary merit (and a plot), but I hope you can find something to like.

Thanks to [info]misscake and [info]glass_icarus for the last minute beta! All remaining mistakes are my own.

He came to watch what he can't have. )

Apr. 27th, 2009

Fic: Quench [Merlin, Merlin/Arthur, NC-17]

Quench by [info]bewarethesmirk
(Merlin, Merlin/Arthur; NC-17; 2947 words)
Thank you to the incomparable [info]b_hallward, for all your beta help, time and advice. It has been truly invaluable.

The lovely [info]lizardspots took prompts for porny fanart and she utilised [info]derryere's prompt (Uhhh, accidental drunkenness ending in a shameful mutual handjob!) and mine (I VOTE FOR FROTTAGE. ANYWHERE, EVERYWHERE, I DON'T CARE. :D) to create this masterpiece: Like Velvet (NWS/NC-17) This piece began as a porny ficlet, but then developed a bit of context. It's cushioned in porn.

I don't understand why you insist on wearing this jacket again )