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Dec. 11th, 2011

fic larger than lifesize (hp, lavender/parvarti, pg)

Title: larger than lifesize
Author: [personal profile] bewarethesmirk
Rating: PG
Pairing Parvarti/Lavender
Words: ~1,500
Summary: Parvarti enjoys working with her best friend, Lavender, at a high-end fashion designer, except she's sort-of in love with Lavender, who's in love with dating. And then there's Pansy.
Notes: This was written for the informal HP femslash exchange for [personal profile] magnetic_pole, who requested Lavender/Parvarti and "teamwork" as her prompt. I do hope you enjoy this, my dear! Thanks to [personal profile] b_hallward for betaing, and [personal profile] woldy for putting this whole thing together! This is the first thing I've written in forever and it was a blast to write. The title is taken from "Lifesize" by A Fine Frenzy.

larger than lifesize )

Sep. 22nd, 2011

fic: the rush (sherlock/john, pg-13)

Title: The Rush
Author: [personal profile] bewarethesmirk
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Pairing: John/Sherlock
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~500
Summary: The alley is stifling, reeking of sweat and piss, but the freedom is sweet.
Notes: An exercise in UST and hints of kink.

The Rush )

Jun. 6th, 2011

fic: the night is ours [merlin/arthur, pg-13]

Title: The Night is Ours
Author: [personal profile] bewarethesmirk
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: PG-13
Words: 1000
Summary: Merlin is sleeping soundly in the deep of a summer night when he is startled awake by a strong hand on his shoulder.
Warning: None
Author's Notes: Unbeated and cursorily glanced over, so please forgive any errors. I felt like returning to something cheesy and larger-than-life, larger-than-destiny, so here we are. Please let me know what you think, positive, concrit or some combination thereof.

The Night is Ours )

May. 16th, 2011

Fic: Cleanliness is Next to Godliness (Merlin/Arthur, NC-17)

Title: Cleanliness is Next to Godliness
Author: [personal profile] bewarethesmirk
Rating: So NC-17.
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Word Count: 500
Warnings: The three Fs: filthy, fucking and felching.
Notes: This is my first attempt to write almost anything in over a year and of course when I finally do, it's porn! Because porn is easy and so am I. Unbetaed, so please let me know about any errors.

Cleanliness is Next to Godliness )

May. 23rd, 2010

FIC: An Orgasmic Quest (Ginny/Luna, NC-17)

Title: An Orgasmic Quest
Author: [personal profile] bewarethesmirk
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ginny/Luna
Summary: Luna thought that orgasms were oddly complicated.
Word Count: ~1,565
Author's Notes: Written as a pinch-hit for [community profile] femmefest. Beta'd be the lovely [personal profile] woldy.

An Orgasmic Quest )

Apr. 28th, 2010

Ficlet: Scene Change [Veronica Mars, Veronica/Lilly, PG-13]

For [personal profile] b_hallward's birthday. She is quite simply the best person ever and deserves all the good wine, chocolate and shoes in the world.

Scene Change )

Apr. 17th, 2010

Fic: Spread (Pansy/Ginny, NC-17)

Title: Spread
Author: [personal profile] bewarethesmirk
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Pansy/Ginny (HP)
Warnings: Rimming and a bit of spanking and humiliation.
Words: 500
Summary: What Pansy wants, Pansy gets.
Notes: For [personal profile] tray_la_la, who requested this a long time ago. I thought you might be needing some porn right about now, babe. ;-) Is not beta'd, sorry! Feel free to point out errors, flist. ♥

Spread )

Feb. 24th, 2010

Ficlet: Not Enough (Morgana/Merlin, NC-17)

Merlin {merlin/morgana, nc-17, ~400 words, warning: porn, no specific spoilers}

Thanks to the delightful [personal profile] b_hallward for betaing.

Not Enough )

Jan. 24th, 2010

Fic:Piecing Together the Cracks [Gwen/Morgana, PG-13]

[profile] camelotsolstice reveals were posted quite a while ago. [personal profile] cherrybina wrote my fabulous fic, Everywhere We Touch. I've long been a fan of her writing, so I consider myself very lucky indeed. I should have known with Bina's love of rimming that it was hers. ;-)

I wrote a Gwen/Morgana fic for [profile] plumora. I enjoyed writing it for the infusion of emotion and the bit of meta regarding Series Two. I'm quite pleased with it, really. Let me know what you think if you read it. ♥

Title: Piecing Together the Cracks
Author: [personal profile] bewarethesmirk
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Gwen/Morgana, hints of Morgana/Morgause, Arthur/Merlin and Arthur/Gwen
Warnings: Implied infidelity, angst with a hopeful ending
Spoilers: All of Series One and Two
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~2,000
Summary: Gwen tosses and tumbles night after night, clutching for someone who isn't there.
Author's Note: Written for [profile] plumora in [profile] camelotsolstice based upon the prompt of 'leaving.' Thank you very much to [personal profile] glass_icarus for betaing. ♥

Piecing Together the Cracks )

Jan. 17th, 2010

Fic: Slick n' Easy (Harry/Draco, NC-17)

Title: Slick n’ Easy
Author: [personal profile] bewarethesmirk
Pairings: Harry/Draco, Draco/Astoria, Astoria/other, and Ron/Hermione, with fleeting mentions of past Harry/Ginny
Summary: When Astoria Malfoy is investigated for opening an underground lubricant business targeted at Muggles (to painful effect), an irate Draco comes to Harry, though Harry doesn't quite know why. What Harry does know is that he’s noticing very odd things about Malfoy. (Who knew Malfoy had such long eyelashes?)
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Infidelity but not between canon pairing and not very explicit, dark and inappropriate humour, arsehole!Zacharias. Oh, and dirty sex. EWE.
Word Count: ~12,600
Author's Notes: Written for the 2009 round of [profile] hd_holidays for [personal profile] celandineb. My proverbial hat is off to the mods for their patience with me and making this a great round. Much love and many thanks to [personal profile] lavillanueva, who always supports my writing, challenges me and listens. ♥ Thanks to [personal profile] lavillanueva, [personal profile] melusinahp and [personal profile] marguerite_26 for the speedy betaing and hand-holding. Thanks also to [personal profile] misscake for betaing, as well, and at superhuman speed! Any remaining mistakes are, of course, my own.

Slick n’ Easy - Part 2/2 )

Fic: Slick n' Easy (Harry/Draco, NC-17)

The [profile] hd_holidays reveals were posted yesterday, and now I can thank [profile] silentauror for my fantastic fic, Portrait of a Headmaster. :D Thank you so much, hon! ♥ It was fantastic.

Congrats to [personal profile] tray_la_la who guessed my identity in the guessing poll, or had inside info. ;-) Either way, I'm happy to write you something. :D I already owe you Pansy/Ginny.

I wrote Slick n' Easy for [personal profile] celandineb, which was a very feel-good type fic. I had fun with the cracky premise.

I've not been following my flist that much lately because of crazy work hours. If anyone has recced this, please let me know so I can properly thank them!

Title: Slick n’ Easy
Author: [personal profile] bewarethesmirk
Pairings: Harry/Draco, Draco/Astoria, Astoria/other, and Ron/Hermione, with fleeting mentions of past Harry/Ginny
Summary: When Astoria Malfoy is investigated for opening an underground lubricant business targeted at Muggles (to painful effect), an irate Draco comes to Harry, though Harry doesn't quite know why. What Harry does know is that he’s noticing very odd things about Malfoy. (Who knew Malfoy had such long eyelashes?)
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Infidelity but not between canon pairing and not very explicit, dark and inappropriate humour, arsehole!Zacharias. Oh, and dirty sex. EWE.
Word Count: ~12,600
Author's Notes: Written for the 2009 round of [profile] hd_holidays for [personal profile] celandineb. My proverbial hat is off to the mods for their patience with me and making this a great round. Much love and many thanks to [personal profile] lavillanueva, who always supports my writing, challenges me and listens. ♥ Thanks to [personal profile] lavillanueva, [personal profile] melusinahp and [personal profile] marguerite_26 for the speedy betaing and hand-holding. Thanks also to [personal profile] misscake for betaing, as well, and at superhuman speed! Any remaining mistakes are, of course, my own.


Slick n’ Easy - Part 1/2 )

Dec. 4th, 2009

Fic: Like This (Morgana/Nimueh, NC-17)

Merlin, Morgana/Nimueh, ~350 words, NC-17
Warnings: explicit rimming, straight-up PWP, nasty
Summary: There are many ways to be fucked.

Hey, I needed a break from writing fest fics. And [info - personal] b_hallward seems to like this pairing. *g*

Like This )

Oct. 10th, 2009

FIC: Puzzle Pieces [Gwen/Morgana, R, 500 words]

{Merlin, Gwen/Morgana, 500 words. R for a bit of sex. For [info - personal] puckling, who is unbearably kind and sweet (sorry if I'm ruining your reputation *eg*). ♥ ♥ I hope you enjoy this, hon! Unbetaed, so feel free to point out mistakes, anyone. I seem to be writing a lot of drabble sequences...}

I'm waiting to watch 2x04 tonight with an Awesome Person, and I'm dying with suspense! This doesn't contain any spoilers for 2x04, though. Not unless there's a sudden, explicit f/f sex scene, in which case, lmk, 'kay?

Puzzle Pieces )

Sep. 5th, 2009

Fic: Scorpius Malfoy, Schemer Extraordinaire [Draco/Scorpius, NC-17]

[info] hp_sas just unveiled the masterlist for the fest. :) I wrote Scorpius Malfoy, Slut Schemer Extraordinaire for [info - personal] snarkyscorp. And my delightful fic, The Little Boy Complex (Harry/Scorpius, NC-17), was written by [info] drippingcherry.

Reposting this now!

Title: Scorpius Malfoy, Slut Schemer Extraordinaire
Author: [info - personal] bewarethesmirk
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Draco/Scorpius
Age Disparity: (42/16)
Summary: “Close the door, Father. You wouldn’t want the house-elves to get the wrong idea, would you?”
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe – all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work
Warning(s): Incest, underage, coercion of a sort (some might see it as dub-con), cheap plot device, spanking, and a dirty in-your-face blow job.
Word Count: ~2,700
Author's Notes: Minimal plot, considerable filth. Written for [info - personal] snarkyscorp in this year's round of [info] hp_sas. Thanks so much to Lindsay ([info - personal] lavillanueva) for the support and the beta, and to [info - personal] joanwilder for also betaing.

Scorpius Malfoy, Schemer Extraordinaire )

Apr. 28th, 2009

Fic: Fool Me Twice [Merlin, Merlin/Arthur, Lancelot, NC-17]

Fool Me Twice by [info]bewarethesmirk
(Merlin, Merlin/Arthur with voyeur!Lancelot; NC-17; 1029 words)
Dedicated to [info]b_hallward. Happy birthday, hon! This is lacking literary merit (and a plot), but I hope you can find something to like.

Thanks to [info]misscake and [info]glass_icarus for the last minute beta! All remaining mistakes are my own.

He came to watch what he can't have. )

Apr. 27th, 2009

Fic: Quench [Merlin, Merlin/Arthur, NC-17]

Quench by [info]bewarethesmirk
(Merlin, Merlin/Arthur; NC-17; 2947 words)
Thank you to the incomparable [info]b_hallward, for all your beta help, time and advice. It has been truly invaluable.

The lovely [info]lizardspots took prompts for porny fanart and she utilised [info]derryere's prompt (Uhhh, accidental drunkenness ending in a shameful mutual handjob!) and mine (I VOTE FOR FROTTAGE. ANYWHERE, EVERYWHERE, I DON'T CARE. :D) to create this masterpiece: Like Velvet (NWS/NC-17) This piece began as a porny ficlet, but then developed a bit of context. It's cushioned in porn.

I don't understand why you insist on wearing this jacket again )

Mar. 11th, 2009

I come bearing HP and Merlin ficlets

To end my two month writing break, I took drabble requests from my flist, intending to write 100-to-200 words each. I should have known this was a doomed mission. Those drabbles took on epic-like proportions and are now ficlets of varying lengths. I am posting the first five here! The rest are on the way shortly.

In keeping with my announcement several days ago, all my fic is now public. :) All these have been beta-ed, but remaining mistakes are my own. Please feel free to offer concrit, feedback, whatever. ♥

1. For [info]everysecondtues: Gwen/Morgana - flowers and other small tokens.
Merlin. Gwen/Morgana. PG. 514 words. Beta-ed by [info]heather11483.
The metal was cold in her clenched fist, and it was both a burden and a relief to press it into Morgana’s hand. )

2. For [info]gestaltrose: Bradley/Colin - one of them RPing as their character (just acting or going all out with costume and props)
Merlin. Colin/Bradley RPS. PG. 346 words. Beta-ed by [info]heather11483.
I see you wielding a sword almost everyday. I think the novelty’s worn off. )

3. [info]nuclearsugars: Harry/Draco - blue cups, picnic
HP. Harry/Draco. PG. 332 words. Beta-ed by [info]rebekahfair and [info]heather11483.
To vodka, for it allows me to take advantage of your lightweight arse. )

4. For [info]secretsolitaire: Charlie/Teddy - rimming
HP. Charlie/Teddy. Very NC-17. Rimming. 699 words. [info]rebekahfair and [info]heather11483.
I want you to go down on me... )

5. For [info]accioscar: Colin/Bradley - Colin's hoodie! (top!Colin, plz) ;D
Merlin. Colin/Bradley RPS. NC-17. Beta-ed by [info]coffeejunkii. 942 words. (Oops.)
When Bradley opened his eyes, Colin grinned at him from above, looking rather mad with his hood pulled up and looming over Bradley like a Colin-shaped demon. )

Jan. 8th, 2009

FIC: To Ignite [Harry/Draco, NC-17]

Well, hai there. As many of you already know, the [info]hd_holidays masterlist is up.

I want to thank [info]_pinkchocolate for the fic she wrote for me, entitled Out from Under. I recced it here if you want more details about why I enjoyed it so much. :D [info]_pinkchocolate, I know you've been through hell with my fic, and I wanted to apologize for all the strife, but thank you so much. :) It was brilliant.

As for my fic...it's an interesting story. I didn't know [info]okydoky much, but while putting the finishing touches on my fic, she emailed me about beta-ing a fic of hers for [info]hp_yule_balls (I think?), and I thought it the greatest coincidence. I'm happy she's now on my flist. ♥

So, anyway, I wrote To Ignite, originally posted here.

Thank you so much to [info]tomatoe18 for the really nice review she left here. I've been neglecting my flist recently, so I might've missed another review or rec. So please point them out if I overlooked something.

And just a note. I know the warning says 'angst', but there is an H/D hopeful ending, I swear. :D (And in my mind, it is H/D!)

Author: [info]bewarethesmirk
Title: To Ignite
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny, Draco/Astoria, mentions of Ron/Hermione, Lily/random Hufflepuff, and very small bit of AS/S.
Summary: Each moment was a slice of heaven, and it was simultaneously hell, because he knew at the end of the hour – or sometimes two hours – Malfoy would go home to Astoria, and Harry to Ginny.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Infidelity, epilogue-compliant, pining!Harry. There’s angst, but the ending isn't explicitly angsty. There’s desperate sex, with a dash of rimming and a spot of dirty talk.
Word Count: ~8,000K
Author's Notes: Written for [info]okydoky. Thank to the mods for another great fest. Thanks to [info]lavillanueva for her never-ending support. And to [info]rebekahfair and [info]sesheta_66, I couldn't have done this without your beta expertise. :D

To Ignite )

Dec. 15th, 2008

FIC The More Things Change (Snape/Harry, NC-17)

The [info]snarry_holidays masterlist that I created was posted today, and so I can reveal my pinch-hit. :D

Title: The More Things Change
Author: [info]bewarethesmirk
Word Count: 2,120
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Snape, mentions of Harry/Ginny
Warnings: PWP, AU, dub-con, student/teacher, object penetration, angsty/unresolved ending
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: “ Just because you had a death wish and allowed the Dark Lord to kill you does not mean you’ve the freedom to daydream about your sordid love life in my classroom.”
Author's Notes: This was written as a pinch-hit for [info]eeyore9990 in the winter 2008 round of [info]snarry_holidays. Thanks to [info]lavillanueva for the last minute beta. All mistakes are my own.

The More Things Change )

Nov. 8th, 2008

FIC: Riddles and Rhymes 3/3 - Snape/Draco, NC-17

Title: Riddles and Rhymes
Author: [info]bewarethesmirk
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Snape/Draco, mention of past Draco/other
Summary: Draco would have to be an idiot of Potteresque proportions not to understand what had just happened, and he was not that much of an idiot. Still, he didn't know to what extent Snape would have to take this. To what extent they would take this.
Warning(s): Set between HBP and DH, underage (Draco is 17), D/s, depraved sexual situations (e.g. a nasty blow job), dirty talk, exhibitionism, spanking, dub!con of a sort.
Word Count: ~22,000

Riddles and Rhymes 3/3 )

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