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Dec. 11th, 2011

fic larger than lifesize (hp, lavender/parvarti, pg)

Title: larger than lifesize
Author: [personal profile] bewarethesmirk
Rating: PG
Pairing Parvarti/Lavender
Words: ~1,500
Summary: Parvarti enjoys working with her best friend, Lavender, at a high-end fashion designer, except she's sort-of in love with Lavender, who's in love with dating. And then there's Pansy.
Notes: This was written for the informal HP femslash exchange for [personal profile] magnetic_pole, who requested Lavender/Parvarti and "teamwork" as her prompt. I do hope you enjoy this, my dear! Thanks to [personal profile] b_hallward for betaing, and [personal profile] woldy for putting this whole thing together! This is the first thing I've written in forever and it was a blast to write. The title is taken from "Lifesize" by A Fine Frenzy.

larger than lifesize )

Jun. 6th, 2011

fic: the night is ours [merlin/arthur, pg-13]

Title: The Night is Ours
Author: [personal profile] bewarethesmirk
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: PG-13
Words: 1000
Summary: Merlin is sleeping soundly in the deep of a summer night when he is startled awake by a strong hand on his shoulder.
Warning: None
Author's Notes: Unbeated and cursorily glanced over, so please forgive any errors. I felt like returning to something cheesy and larger-than-life, larger-than-destiny, so here we are. Please let me know what you think, positive, concrit or some combination thereof.

The Night is Ours )

May. 23rd, 2010

FIC: An Orgasmic Quest (Ginny/Luna, NC-17)

Title: An Orgasmic Quest
Author: [personal profile] bewarethesmirk
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ginny/Luna
Summary: Luna thought that orgasms were oddly complicated.
Word Count: ~1,565
Author's Notes: Written as a pinch-hit for [community profile] femmefest. Beta'd be the lovely [personal profile] woldy.

An Orgasmic Quest )

May. 18th, 2010

FIC: Psychobabble Upon Your Lips (Hermione/Luna, PG-13)

[community profile] femmefest has posted its masterlist. I participated and wrote a pinch-hit. I'll post my pinch-hit, An Orgasmic Quest, tomorrow. Below is my favorite of the two, Psychobabble Upon Your Lips (originally posted here), which is Hermione/Luna, an incredibly fun pairing to write. :) It ended up being given to [profile] a_shadow_there, which is great, because she is a fantastic writer and very awesome. :D

Thanks so much for the mods for making this such a great fest and to [personal profile] woldy and [profile] kerrychambliss for each betaing a fic for me. I received a fantastic Hermione/Pansy fic, (Not So) Righteous, from [profile] girlofavalon. Because of my pinch-hit I received a gift with a pairing I've never read but enjoyed all the same, Can't Wait for the Weekend by [profile] lily_pearl.

Title: Psychobabble Upon Your Lips
Author: [personal profile] bewarethesmirk
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Hermione/Luna, mentions of past Hermione/Ron
Summary: "Don't be embarrassed," Luna said, stepping into the office and closing the door behind her as if she'd been invited to stay for a cuppa. "You look pretty on your knees."
Word Count: ~2,300
Author's Notes: Thank you so, so much to [profile] kellychambliss for betaing on such short notice and doing an amazing job. Further, thanks so much to the mods for their patience. Title taken from La Roux's song 'Tigerlily.'

Psychobabble Upon Your Lips )

Oct. 9th, 2009

FIC: A Mercy Sword [Merlin/Morgana, PG]

A Mercy Sword by [info - personal] bewarethesmirk [Merlin/Morgana, PG, 1000 words]

Summary: It is not a matter of whether he will tell her but when.

Spoilers: Major ones for 2x03.

Thanks so much to [info - personal] sophinisba for betaing! ♥ The title is stolen borrowed from the Bat for Lashes' song, "Trophy."

A Mercy Sword )

Sep. 13th, 2009

FIC: A Fragile Edge [Merlin, Morgana/Nimueh, NC-17]

A Fragile Edge by [info - personal] bewarethesmirk
{Merlin, Morgana/Nimueh, NC-17, ~2000 words, warnings: object penetration, mild bit of arseplay, mild D/s}
Notes: Thanks so much to [info - personal] neptuneskisses and [info - personal] woldy for betaing. Any remaining mistakes are, of course, my own. This is for the endlessly fabulous [info - personal] b_hallward. I hope the rest of you enjoy! I do believe this is the filthiest f/f I've ever written. *toasts*

A Fragile Edge )

Sep. 5th, 2009

Fic: Scorpius Malfoy, Schemer Extraordinaire [Draco/Scorpius, NC-17]

[info] hp_sas just unveiled the masterlist for the fest. :) I wrote Scorpius Malfoy, Slut Schemer Extraordinaire for [info - personal] snarkyscorp. And my delightful fic, The Little Boy Complex (Harry/Scorpius, NC-17), was written by [info] drippingcherry.

Reposting this now!

Title: Scorpius Malfoy, Slut Schemer Extraordinaire
Author: [info - personal] bewarethesmirk
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Draco/Scorpius
Age Disparity: (42/16)
Summary: “Close the door, Father. You wouldn’t want the house-elves to get the wrong idea, would you?”
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe – all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work
Warning(s): Incest, underage, coercion of a sort (some might see it as dub-con), cheap plot device, spanking, and a dirty in-your-face blow job.
Word Count: ~2,700
Author's Notes: Minimal plot, considerable filth. Written for [info - personal] snarkyscorp in this year's round of [info] hp_sas. Thanks so much to Lindsay ([info - personal] lavillanueva) for the support and the beta, and to [info - personal] joanwilder for also betaing.

Scorpius Malfoy, Schemer Extraordinaire )

Apr. 27th, 2009

Fic: Quench [Merlin, Merlin/Arthur, NC-17]

Quench by [info]bewarethesmirk
(Merlin, Merlin/Arthur; NC-17; 2947 words)
Thank you to the incomparable [info]b_hallward, for all your beta help, time and advice. It has been truly invaluable.

The lovely [info]lizardspots took prompts for porny fanart and she utilised [info]derryere's prompt (Uhhh, accidental drunkenness ending in a shameful mutual handjob!) and mine (I VOTE FOR FROTTAGE. ANYWHERE, EVERYWHERE, I DON'T CARE. :D) to create this masterpiece: Like Velvet (NWS/NC-17) This piece began as a porny ficlet, but then developed a bit of context. It's cushioned in porn.

I don't understand why you insist on wearing this jacket again )